Strip clubs

Whoever came up with the concept of titty bars tapped into the most fundamental of Freudian philosophies. Except Freud would probably have you looking at your mom naked...oohh, just made myself sick!!

Back to the point. Think about it for a second... what do guys want? To look at gorgeous women, naked, fantasizing about being picked out of a crowd of other guys by the aforementioned naked chick, to have an all-nighter with her and few of her equally hot and equally naked fiends. As if that would ever happen. At least they're naked and dancing.

Guys actually lie to their spouces about where they are going and/or where they have been. Why??? Because she will get mad? That's even more profound. Why in the world would she get mad? Ladies, let me state the obvious. He will go out with the guys, throw dollar bills at naked chicks and come home horny (cause' he aint gettin' laid). Well, not unless he pays for it on the way home.

You can't get mad at him for wanting to look at naked women. If so, don't let him watch porn, look at Playboy or undress your sister with his eyes at the next family reunion. Ok, if he looks at your sister that way slap the piss out of him. But titty bars are no threat. He is more likely to pick up a one-night stand at the library.

I have only been to a few and have had a blast each time. Take all your friends, especially the quiet ones, kick back and watch. It is hillarious to watch grown men lose their minds over some tits in their face. And ladies, given the opportunity, go with them. I have never seen a woman in a titty bar that didn't also enjoy it.

The bottom line is that guys should not lie to the gals about where they are going or where they have been. The glitter, sweet perfume and soft powder is too hard to explain otherwise. In fact, it screams, "I just had sex with a stranger", when all you have to do is tell the truth and the explaination would be self-evident. Ladies, let them go if they want to, it is the safest bar in town and I promise if they say they are going to the titty bar, that's exactly where they'll be.