Dress code strictly unenforced

So I am at my daughter's basketball game tonight (they went undefeated in District play by the way, very proud) and in walks a lady. A mom or cheerleader coach I guess, not terribly attractive in the face but pretty fit for her age. She adorned some shortie shorts and a tight fitting tee. Very appropriate, I thought, show your body off if it's worth looking at.

Behind her, another lady. She wore some low rise, tight fitting jeans and also a tight fitting tee. Now, unlike the first, she had no damn business wearing anything tight fitting. She has to field-dress at over 250lbs. She needs to donate her organs to medical research and her meat to a starving family in Africa, they could eat well for months.

Why do some people wear clothing that makes them look as bad as they actually look or worse? If your body resembles the Michelin Man, put on some baggy ass clothes. Have you ever considered the dangers involved with being obese and wearing tight clothing? What if there's an emergency and you have to run to get away from something? You're either going to start a fire between your thighs or faint from lack of blood flow. Bad situation either way.

And the guys. Look, if you're not a body-builder, on stage and during a competition, or an Olympic swimmer, you should never wear Speedo's in public. Really, you are scaring the children.. go cover that shit up. Why? Why would a guy do that? The only logical opinion is that the guy is hung like John Holmes and he wants all the guys, yes the guys, to know he is the dominate male in the group. After all, no self-respecting woman wants nor can handle a foot-long. If I were hung like Smarty Jones I would break it out at every Stag Party just to swing it around like a lasso at a rodeo. But never, never, ever, ever, put on a Speedo cock cast and display it in public.