Time for Dad

Ok, I got on mom, now it's dad's turn. I will talk about the siblings later (probably on Dr. Phil or Springer, either would apply). My parents divorced 12 or 13 years ago. I always knew they would, it was just a matter of when. And when it went down it was very dramatic and apparently mom got a VERY good lawyer and dad got raped liked bisexual in prison.

Anyway, after things settled down and it was final my dad turned into the epitome of a "National Player". He would call to tell me how much ass he was getting. I got sick! I had to stop him. I don't want to hear about my dad, of all people, getting younger ass than I was (and I was only 21 at the time!) A few years later he came to visit and had to cut the visit short. See, he was going on to Mississippi (I think) to see some woman he had been talking to, then to Panama to see a woman he had been talking to, and then back to Tucson to be with the woman he was entertaining there. He was on a mission. Decide which to be with, develop some loyalty, lay down the pen so to say.

Months later we found out he remarried. Yeah, found out. My dad got married and no one knew at the time. The woman from Tucson won the competition I guess. Nice lady, met and liked her. But things didn't work out and they divorced. They stayed very close, even lived together from time to time. But you know, you can't hold down a player. That's not his game.

In very short order he found someone new to be with. So , naturally he calls out of nowhere and says he won't be home for Thanksgiving. No biggie to me, we weren't eating there or going to see him anyway. So it aroused my suspicious brain and I asked the obvious question, "Where are going". His response floored me. Germany. The woman he met on the internet lives in Germany.

Ok, internet dating or meeting is somewhat disturbing to me. More so, dad is now an International Pimp. Going global with his shit. But damn... Germany? How many woman live in Tucson, or Arizona, or hell the U.S.? Germany? Anyway, they are married now and seem very happy together. I am very happy for them and I hope it stays that way. If he keeps traveling all over the World to hook up I won't get much inheritance.

By the way, my dad will whip your dad's ass!!