Tired of crackheads

I have dealt with crackheads for years and years. They are very fun to buy dope off of and otherwise completely useless. They are the most pathetic life form on Earth.

Here's what happens... they try crack, they like crack for some reason and before they wake up the next morning they have an addiction stronger than the need to breathe. Consequently, within a day or two, they have no money, no property of any tradeable value, and are prepared to do anything for another rock. I mean ANYTHING!!!! I have home video of a crackhead drinking piss for $20 worth of dope. I know another crackhead that had a $1200 lien on a car that he paid $400 for. Just yesterday met I another. She spent $1200 worth of FEMA and tax return money on crack and then ran out of money. So she slept with a dealer or two and got some more crack. When the money and dope was gone she was faced with two problems... 1) I have a boyfriend and no money all of a sudden... 2) I'm white and my boyfriend is white and the guys I have been sleeping with (without protection) are black and if I get pregnant... So she claimed she was robbed at gunpoint of her money and raped.

The story didn't hold water and it makes it even worse when you see a crackhead, especially one that has been on a binge. Let me break this down for ya'll. Crackheads are easily identifiable. I heard someone say once that they wanted some crack to lose weight (wrong drug). Crackheads are the brokest people in America. Their clothes are several years old, they haven't bathed, they haven't brushed their teeth, they haven't groomed and they don't give a shit. They typically have redness in the white's of the eye, burned and/or chapped lips and have skinny ass legs. I don't know why, I have asked and no one can explain it, but crackheads are generally skinny (because they spend money on crack and not food) but there are a number of crackheads that are fat and have skinny ass legs. It's a phenomenon. Be fat as hell, smoke some crack and look like an obese pelican.

Anyway, they are pathetic. Survey a crack house for an hour and you'll see. One will come down the road with a newly acquired $20 bill in hand, eyes big as hell, dirty, walking fast, with some skinny ass legs. Go in the crackhouse for about 3 minutes and out they come. Eyes three times bigger, walking so fast they trip with a fist balled up in the front pant pocket like it's holding a winning lottery ticket.

They don't have shit. No clothes, no car, no house, no food, no t.v., no puter, not shit. They have a habit and a pulse, that's all they have. They don't have a regular job, damn sure don't have medical or dental or any other benefits, and no retirement plan. The only plan they have is to steal some shit out of someone's shed hoping to pawn or trade it for dope.

If you want to lose weight call Jenny Craig or something, not the crack dealer.